And I still am handsomer than all the guys you know. Sad, hum?
That is entirely a matter of opinion and you are most definitely not my type.
(Source: forthewinharper)
Well perhaps if you didn’t do things to get detention you could easily solve that.
I have no idea. You may just sit there and suffer.
And how would you like to be consoled? There are numerous ways.
How cruel.
I’m sure you can think of something, you’re very smart.
(Source: forthewinharper)
I’m terribly sorry. It was stupid of me really. I should have known that you’d take it so badly.
Either that or they just don’t care.
My entire reputation will be in shambles. Whatever shall I do.
You’ll have to console me.
(Source: forthewinharper)
Well I’m sorry to tell you that your reputation has failed you. I’m a Slytherin and can’t stay away.
Does anyone pay any attention to first years, though? Prefects are supposed to, but it never happens.
Oh, I’m so disappointed. I held it with such pride, I’m absolutely crushed.
I don’t think they’re bright enough to understand why most Slytherin’s stay away from me. Typical hufflepuffs, I suppose.
(Source: forthewinharper)
I must admit I am slightly envious. First years do nothing but laugh at me.
I seem to have amassed the reputation of the Slytherin that even the other Slytherins stay away from.
Besides, they were just a bunch of Hufflepuffs, maybe one or two from other houses but I wasn’t really paying too much attention.
(Source: forthewinharper)
And I only discover this now?
There’s a girl alive who would take him?
That’s news to me.
I’m not the this type of person, don’t be mean. I’m handsomer.
You’re an idiot.
(Source: forthewinharper)
